Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our
Nigerian products.ππ π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough π.
if you think i'm lying, bring your girlfriend home when your wife is not around and see ππππππ
if you think i'm lying, bring your girlfriend home when your wife is not around and see ππππππ
Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....πππππ
Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal nameπππ
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal nameπππ
Toothpicks were missing in the house, then my Mother asked our maid, and she was like: π§it's not me, even when I use I put them back
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Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclamation or a Declaration???
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Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
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Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
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My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"
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Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker???
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No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog .....
Hello Bingoπ how are u?πππππ⚡π⚡π⚡π
I know one stupid guy someone will busy promising one Werey Gurl that he will give her the whole world, MR where do you expect the rest of us to stay?ππ.Hello Bingoπ how are u?πππππ⚡π⚡π⚡π
* Glo well done ooo, I have to sit at the edge of my bed☹,turn to the left a little bitπ and open my mouthπ³π³ before network can enter my phoneππ..
* If you can't pray with English, pls pray with your desirable language, which one is LORD I FORGIVE YOUπ³π³πππππ..
* To every guys here,why is is that we will always shake our d**k π³π³π☹ 3 times after urinatingπ♂π♂π€¦♂..is it a custom or traditionπππ€£π€£ππ...
It's all about relationship, about character , about being happy .. Laugh jor

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